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Fart Jokes..........
Blame The Dog
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.
Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."
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Smart Students
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend: 'I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome - those people walk just like that'. The other student says: 'No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome, he walks just like we learned in class'. Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached the old man and one of the students said to him: 'We're medical students and couldn't ignore the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?' The old man said: 'I'll tell you but first you'll tell me what you think.' Then one of the students said: 'I think it's Petry Syndrome'. And the old man said: 'you thought, but you're wrong. Then the other student said: 'I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome'. And the old man said: 'you thought, but you're wrong.' So they asked him: 'so what do you have?' And the old man said: 'I thought I needed to fart. I thought, but was wrong'.
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Types Of People Who Break Wind
The Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts. The Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts. The Proud Person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine. The Shy Person: One who releases silent farts and then blushes. The Impudent Person: One who farts loudly and then laughs. The Scientific Person: One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution. The Unfortunate Person: One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead. The Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart. The Honest Person: One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it. The Dishonest Person: One who farts and then blames the dog. The Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours. The Thrifty Person: One who always has several farts in reserve. The Antisocial Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy. The Strategic Person: One who conceals his farts with loud laughter. The Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bedcovers over his bed mates head. The Intellectual Person: One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart as precisely the latest food item he consumed. The Athletic Person: One who farts at the slightest exertion. The Miserable Person: One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all. The Sensitive Person: One who farts and then bursts into tears.
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Lady Farts On Date
There was a girl who lusted after a man. She wanted him. He asked her out for a date. He was to come to pick her up at 7pm on Saturday. At 6 55pm she felt that she had to fart. She did not want to fart in the house because she knew that it would smell and she did not want to have the man think that she had a stinky house. The fart was balled up in her intestines. It hurt. She had to fart. She developed a quick plan. When he walked her to the car he would open her door. She would fart while he walked aroud the car to his door. She would open the car window and fan all of the 'offensive' gas out of the car before he got in. The man arrived at 7pm, walked her to the car and opened the door as planned. When she got in she farted, a very loud BRAAAAAAT. She opened the window and waved her hands to fan the smell out. She was comfortable. The man got in, indicated to the back seat and said, 'Oh, by the way, I want to introduce you to my parents. They are going to eat with us'.
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A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.
Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.
He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."
The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.
This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."
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Smart Students
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend: 'I'm sure he has Petry Syndrome - those people walk just like that'. The other student says: 'No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome, he walks just like we learned in class'. Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached the old man and one of the students said to him: 'We're medical students and couldn't ignore the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?' The old man said: 'I'll tell you but first you'll tell me what you think.' Then one of the students said: 'I think it's Petry Syndrome'. And the old man said: 'you thought, but you're wrong. Then the other student said: 'I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome'. And the old man said: 'you thought, but you're wrong.' So they asked him: 'so what do you have?' And the old man said: 'I thought I needed to fart. I thought, but was wrong'.
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Types Of People Who Break Wind
The Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts. The Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts. The Proud Person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine. The Shy Person: One who releases silent farts and then blushes. The Impudent Person: One who farts loudly and then laughs. The Scientific Person: One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution. The Unfortunate Person: One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead. The Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart. The Honest Person: One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it. The Dishonest Person: One who farts and then blames the dog. The Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours. The Thrifty Person: One who always has several farts in reserve. The Antisocial Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy. The Strategic Person: One who conceals his farts with loud laughter. The Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bedcovers over his bed mates head. The Intellectual Person: One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart as precisely the latest food item he consumed. The Athletic Person: One who farts at the slightest exertion. The Miserable Person: One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all. The Sensitive Person: One who farts and then bursts into tears.
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Lady Farts On Date
There was a girl who lusted after a man. She wanted him. He asked her out for a date. He was to come to pick her up at 7pm on Saturday. At 6 55pm she felt that she had to fart. She did not want to fart in the house because she knew that it would smell and she did not want to have the man think that she had a stinky house. The fart was balled up in her intestines. It hurt. She had to fart. She developed a quick plan. When he walked her to the car he would open her door. She would fart while he walked aroud the car to his door. She would open the car window and fan all of the 'offensive' gas out of the car before he got in. The man arrived at 7pm, walked her to the car and opened the door as planned. When she got in she farted, a very loud BRAAAAAAT. She opened the window and waved her hands to fan the smell out. She was comfortable. The man got in, indicated to the back seat and said, 'Oh, by the way, I want to introduce you to my parents. They are going to eat with us'.
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